what exactly does sending a dick pic achieve??? like Wow thanks for the penis im gonna print this off and shove it up my ass
Credit to x for this quip. I thought it’d suit being a comic, so I doodled this.
What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
This is how we know it’s time to stop.
hi guys so i did a thing
it’s the entire album of RED in under 5 minutes. if you know every lyric to every song, i think you might enjoy it…
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
I loved the face so much I made reaction gifs, so have fun.
YOURE NOT MA ROES
like i knew there was no way i would have won GISHWHES because things like that don’t happen to me, but i am still really upset. not as upset as i thought i would be (at least not yet…) but upset nonetheless.
i had fun doing GISHWHES and i couldn’t have asked for a more awesome team, but god motherfucking dammit i wanted to win!
when i find myself with loads of homework
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
Home Alone is basically “Saw” for kids. Kevin McAllister clearly grows up to become Jigsaw.