i’m on a baby names website to name a character
one of these things is not like the other
yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn
i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
the les mis fandom actually terrifies me because its been around for like 300 years in some form and every so often a movie happens and it rises like a sea serpent from the ocean, swallows two of my dearest friends and retreats beneath the waves for another few centuries
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
yess, it’s such a violation of privacy. poor j law. :(
List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:
- GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
- BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
- THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
- MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
- RELEASE THE RIVER
You forgot po-ta-toes